SquiffleWorld Makes Good

SquiffleWorld is pleased to announce that, due to requests from ourcommunities and good neighbours, we have investigated the impact of ourSquiffleWorld amusement and family fun parks on the natural breeding grounds ofthe Squifalous.

Background

When SquiffleWorld began 22 years ago, our founder, Jebediah Clambaque, haderected a viewing place from where people could watch a local colony ofSquifalous hiberneus frolic on the hillsides. With time came more people, andmore people needed more to amuse them than just a few Squiffles running about.Jebediah installed an ice-cream stand and a swing set, and SquiffleWorld wasborn.

The middle years

Soon the Squifalous viewing stations sprung up all over North America, andwith them came amusement rides, games, and squiffleburgers. As the people keptcoming, SquiffleWorlds kept growing. When Jebediah Clambaque decided that enoughwas enough, he was removed by the Board of Directors of SquiffleWorld Inc., andspent the rest of his life in seclusion on Squiffle Island, his own privateSouth Pacific hideaway.

The later years

With the rise of environmental awareness, people soon began asking aboutsome of the displays at SquiffleWorld resorts, and why the Viewing Areas wereall changed into vending stations. It occurred to the PR department of SquiffleWorld Inc. that they may be in for some rough times ahead.

Today

The executive of SquiffleWorld Inc., not wishing to lose market sharebecause of their past blunders, asked the grandson of Jebediah Clambaque, HaroldClambaque II, to come aboard as special consultant to bring back the Squifalous.

Some of the initiatives that Mr. Clambaque has instituted are:

• Providing 'safe havens' for squifali within a 20 mile radius of all SquiffleWorld locations.
• Custom made squifalous burrows have been built throughout the countryside,complete with electronic predator warning systems.
• A squifalous nursery has been constructed to attempt to breed the creaturesin captivity and then release them in the wild.
• SquiffleWorld hopes that these and future endeavors will make it clear that SquiffleWorld is committed to conserving and preserving the Squiffle species for generations to come.

  SquiffleWorld, Inc.